THE WORLD OF BRIAN SMITH
Loring Air Force Base
is so far away.. It's not like once you get to Maine you are there... you still have about six hours to drive...
Address: 5100 Texas Road, Limestone, ME 4751
EPA Region: Region 1
Site Type: NPL/BRAC
Agency: Air Force
EPA ID: 110003553182
CERCLIS ID: ME9570024522
NPL Status: Final
Today is the Day
IT BOUND
random thought
Remember when CD's came in that 74 minute length type?
That was stupid.
I can't sit still.
Why should I?
So i'm just going to keep listening to EM
Departure Emminent
is that a word? i dont know.. and dont feel like lookin it up right now --- It's all happening.
soon
IT
2 Days 8 Hours til departure to Maine...
I'm sooo totally stoked!
My Stomach
It's still not that happy from eating Chinese Food and Ice Cream all night -- can't imagine why.. It's like working overtime today though. Not so good. Temptation bad, Health good. Must listen to body, not mind... Can't resist..
The Olsen Twins
Lately I've been able to reference a lot of things in real life to the Olsen twins. I like to refer to my buddy Kevin and I at work as the Olsen twins. Although I don't really consider ourselves the stars of this show necessarilly. I feel that we were just at a point where like the Olsens, after the first season of Full House their contract had to be negogiated because it wasn't Full House without them so basically they had to pay the Olsen Twins a helluvalot more cash to get them to come back.. I guess the difference is Kevin and I didn't demand contract negotiations a la the Olsen Twins. But someday I'd like to be even 5 percent as rich as these two little kids...
On a separate note, I fear that they will someday take over the world -- There's basically nothing that can stop them. They could basically buy Brazi right now.
july fest
just got back from july fest --- had an awesome time.. was a great warm up to next weekend. lot less people, and opposite price of entry (was free -- albeit small donations).. some great bands played that I got to check out..Mystical Steerhead Faction, Cliff Street, Icub & Hachu, Slinky Tripp, Concentric, and REZI.. camped out all weekend, went into town saturday and just partied it up.. everything but the stoner midday sun headache was great -- oh yeah, i also picked up some talkabouts so ya'll better witchiiigiii watchhh out .. hung out with packy who was coincidentally in saratoga today when i returned
TV
I realized this last night while I was standing on my porch looking around. I saw bedrooms lite up by TV's constantly changing colors and images -- you know, the stuff that makes people crazy and I came up with this. I think without TV, people would get into a lot more trouble. If those people didn't have TV to keep their minds occupied at night, they could potentially find themselves out cruising around at night getting into trouble. True, there are many things to do that don't lead to trouble... But think about the odds. If TV did not exist a lot more bad things would happen. Of course someone could easily argue the opposite point of view, if TV did not exist the mind would probably be a lot less corrupted.. I'll keep thinking about it some.. But it's interesting to point.
Savannah's Tonight
Rezi opens for
Brian Kaplan Band tonight around 9 o clock.. Definately check it out!
The Disc was also finalized last night
--Track List--
1. Urraca Mesa
2. Doink
3. Ned's Tune
4. Tomonari
5. Mr Oblivious
6. Squirrelman
Excitement
I gotta say i'm pretty excited to learn PHP.. so excited I've also decided to learn JAVA at the same time... IT's like school.. Eventually J2EE. I can't sit back any longer, I have to take action. I have to stay up to speed.. Or in this case, get up to speed.
It's Pouring!
I remembered that my windows were rolled down, so I went outside in the downpour and brought my bicycle inside... It's soaked.
My Knee
I twisted the shit cup a few weekends ago at the Casey's BBQ on the last play of the volleyball game.. I went up to block and feel like I came down on somebodies leg or something.. Not sure.. but I layed there on the ground a minute, got up and managed to hit the ball out of bounds or something causing our team to lose.. It hurt then, I walked it off.. Could not run.. and it acts up every now and then.. I think its just a strain or something and it should work itself out.. If it was a tear I can't imagine i'd even be able to walk.. Anyway, I'm just a little limber.. and it hurts a little bit.. My knee is the last thing I want to mess up. My dad's knee has a screw in it cause he got in a bad wreck fallin asleep at the wheel 25+ years ago, so he can't run really or even bend his knee.. I got to protect mine as if they are the last Smith family knees..
PHP/MySQL
I'm doing.. I'm going to sit down with my new friend and it's going to teach me some stuff...
This will help me tremendously... Once I learn everything I need to know about PHP I will be able to automate all of my web adding processes... So in other words.. the future of my site is in development for a while... I've got big plans.. Once this project is complete, which could be quite a long time depending on how it goes..The site will be totally kick ass, and everything will be quick as shit.. to update, to add, to edit.. to everything.. It's exciting... but it's going to take a lot of work that I frankly do not have time for. So I need to make time for it... Well anyway, I'm already wasting time... peace
My Audience..
I am always thinking after the fact who might be readin this shit.. some people i just assume dont.. but i bet those are the ones checking it out all the time.. wondering what the fuck is going on..
Well.. what can I do about that? nothing really, i guess... Guess i just have to sit here, keep it up, and see where it leads... i think its time we take it down a notch and head over to the dark side... what is the difference between
axanodus.com and
twobs.com, i don't know.. should there be a difference? is it the same site or one?... i think the worlds are about to melt..
MISTER FUCKIN OBLIVIOUS..
on a side note.... the autumn show is heading to australia so maybe you can start downloading it in say, about a month...or a few days.... We'll be on our way to the
IT phish festival soon and upon such a site not only is
rezi going to play by bringing a generator, but also we plan to distribute about 300 free cds.. thats the goal.. if we can do more, great... but 300... here is my suggestion for its contents.. it could definately change.
tentative playlist for the DISC.
Tomo 7-17 18:36
Lemmings 7-17 21:22
Ned's Tune 7-4 8:12
Backwash 7-5 2:57
Mr Oblivious 7-5 17:25
Squirrelman 7-4 10:08
and now some random pictures....
Comp Time
I was awarded THREE days for my weekend and late night efforts on this project... That brings my total compensated time to 5 days, all from this project... I can't argue with that. Time is Money..
GET Into the Groove
Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be
Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else
--Madonna Rules..
Good morning...
Wow.. I may have broken a record last night getting 10 hours of sleep.. That kind of thing just isn't heard of from me.. Is the world about to explode? We should hope not.
Done
We delivered at 4 pm today.
I like the way Hogan puts it; "people pay us money, we send them an email.. its basically like selling air"
Just checking around...
have some things to do.. music wise.. just made some small updates across the board.. including this one right here... i was definately at work today from 10 til 5... yeah.. should only be there a short while tomorrow...will look around tonight.. later on.
my bad near the end of project poem
To all the madness
that we've encountered this way,
there is a few things
that i want to say.
Kevin is kicking much ass,
I think he kicked his own.
But that's not all I've seen
and not all he's shown.
The Testers heads have spun
around and round..
But Dana and Denise
are the king of this mound!
Clifford sent me a popup
just the other day.
"I need a web password
for the A-W-A"
Then there was Robert Reese
the Resolve and Respond By master,
the only thing he didn't say
"you gotta work faster"
But that was in our thoughts
and in our heads..
But after this project ya'll,
happy will be the Feds.
we be workin' so hard
when will we ever get a rest?
probably not on Sunday
or even the next
Kevin is the man,
I can't say that enough.
Don't mess with him
yeah. he is real tough.
Grab another instant coffee
and pull out this script
It's 167 pages,
try not to flip.
Soon we are almost done,
As long as we dont go insane.
Then everything will be alright
and I'll be able to go to Maine.
I'm gonna have to end this thing,
before it gets real bad..
It has already gone from worse to worse.
Don't ever get mad.
So enjoy this helpdesk NexGen,
we've certainly had our fun
okay! no really,
now this thing is done
Oh my
Check out
chris casey's site for some redchicken fun
look at this crazy
pic
I'm lozing my mind
I kan't konsentrate any longer.. I don't no which ways up or which ways down. I'm left here all turned around twisted upside down adn what do you have to say for yourself?
Sleep
So last night I got to bed around ELEVEN, first time in ages I remember that I got to bed before midnight, 1, or 2 am.. and ya know what.. I honestly don't think it makes a difference (true, one night of 8 hours of sleep does not make up for several months of five hours...but)... I feel the same as if I went to bed at 2... Granted in general, I need to work on getting more sleep every night.. But what up? I thought i'd feel better.. It's going to be a late night tonight.. definately will not sleep until at least three AM.. will then have to wake up by 7.. shitty.. oh well. it will be all worth it.
This Weekend
I can safely say there is no chance in hell that I will do anything but verify and re-test this database all weekend.
Insane
So.. we believe we've taken care of all of these items that need addressing...but now the issue is somehow we have to get through 167 pages of detailed testing scenarios to make sure everything works. One minute I think i'm going to be able to follow through on our planned in advance plans to go camping, the next I know it's not going to happen. My girlfriend hates me cause I always have to work. I hate it to. My worth is not outweighing my value and thats starting to dig into my side. What can I do? I can't sit around and talk about what's going on. We are low on resources and have no time to deal.. Shit has to get done... STOP talking about and get it done.. damn!
So it goes...
"Go outside to do those"
I don't know what I ate or what I did.. but I'm not going to talk about this any longer... So we got this project almost done.. All issues / bugs / modifications / needs / desires have been addressed and the database is currently in testing. Tomorrow we need to go through and make sure there aren't any problems. Most of the problems reported are probably just setup issues which matter, but don't matter. What else is going down?
Tomorrow night -- the rezi -- is coming to town and will be sure to rock out Saratoga til the wee hours of the night. I gave them a setlist, maybe they'll use it.. That would be fatty. I can't wait to go see phish in a couple weeks. It's almost time.
AHH!! Jeremy... I'm gonna call Jeremy!!! WOO
GAS
Oh my god... I have the worst GAS ever right now.. I could probably kill small animals with this stuff... I should bottle and sell it.... Stay out of my cube.
2 YEARS
I have officially been a working man for two years even.. starting now...
how about some sleep?
yeeek
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
see below
my buddy VAS just got a new bike
check it out
this thing
okay, so in case you didn't know this big aaf project came back with some needed tweaks and issues, we have 1 week to turn it around so they can check it for two weeks before they go LIVE with it. its go time.
Mike Rules
The Lakers are going to be SICK next year
Gary Payton
Karl Malone
Shaq
Kobe
--man, forget about it...
Yeah!
Call Mike Gordon - 212.330.9092
phish tech rechersal
from the road
Sleeping with Kenny G
If I ever wrote a book, that would be the title.
I love quoting clients
"You are the man Brian thanks. This makes everything nice and simple now. Worked like a charm too."
ZD
YEAH thats right doggs... yeah yeah yeah
I love my facts and quotes
someone submitted the fact
"Ur ass is mine jackass" submitted by ass
HAHAHA
and now for a public service announcement
Yesterday was fun....
but what will today bring?
Extreme Hyperactivity
I am so hyper right now. I am 1/3 so far on updates so I got a shint ton of work to kick down still.. But shit.. I'm so HYPER.. im like bouncin off the walls hyper...
Delivery
After many long nights at the office resolving a multitude of issues regarding a database, I finally was able to rectify all issues, have q/a people verify this, and then deliver the database to the client... The email she has been waiting for, and waiting, and waiting, for almost a month. Nancy, I apologize it took that long, I apologize the original developers screwed up so bad... but I'm confident it won't have any issues any longer... (and I hope)...
Hail To The Thief
I listened to a rough early mp3 mix of this album about three months before it came out. I liked it. Now I have the actual CD and since the time when I first started listening to it until now it has really grown on me. I really dig it. The CD just sounds good from beginning to end. It's got a little bit of everything and it has the harder edge (harder compared to stuff like the beatles, grateful dead) that I've been getting into lately. Including the heavy electronica sounds that get me going. I'm not a huge Radiohead fan, I can tell from time I will become an even bigger fan, but even if you don't know any Radiohead material I still recommend this album. It's tasty.
I uhh, hmmm...
So, I open up Grant's test script (i really have to talk about something else here).. and its full of red marks. Testing scenarios in which things are not working right, or not exactly correctly. Okay, so I spend a lot of time going through and fixing these issues... getting them straightened out... disallow certain scenarios, allow other scenarios... get it going.. its going good... then i get them all resolved and I have two more test results to look at... okay, its 1 AM i'll be here a little longer. I open the first one... no comments, all pass marks, and a note that says "After thorough testing, issues seem to be resolved.".. I remember during testing, they would come across things, I would make fix, and tell them why it was happening, and also saying.. make a note, just make a note... these notes are used to ensure that the issue was fixed/resolved.. where are these notes? both scripts say everything passes... What did Grant find then? a mystery.. maybe its because there really only was that 1 little issue. It was a big issue, but could happen rarely.. anyway thats takin care of, this lady will be so happy to receive the best version of this shit ever... sucky we couldnt get it to her RIGHT the first time...
Bug Free
Managers sit around camp fires discussing BUG FREE software while developers huddle around bugs punching them down while new ones pop up. I don't want to ever say that removing every single minute Bug from software is impossible, but the truth of the matter is... it's not possible. Whatever. To some degree you can remove bugs, but then future events unplanned can cause them to appear. Sometimes it feels like a losing battle.. but the battle must continue. BAH!
This is not a blog it is a Freakin Mind Dump
Whatever. What I do is complicated. It is intense. It is real. I take problems people have. Serious Problems. ISsues. and streamline them into straight lines and pile them up twist a little squeeze and meld them into small, tiny, little, itty, small, nothings until the problems evaporate. Some problems take longer to solve, some take no time at all. Simple. But still.
Playing around
I'm playing around with this template again, some day I'll make my own
FACT
The body can not stay awake until 3 and wake up by 8.. it does not work.
Adam is the man
Check out his pictures from this past Bonnaroo out
here
Also
Another thing I could critique is I like to boast. I do it with out even thinking.. It's that FIRSTREACTIONGUY again.
Character Flaw?
Okay I've determined a possible character flaw that I can remember for future needs:
I am a little noisey. I always want to be in the loop with everything and know whats going on with things that maybe don't necessarily pertain to me. I like adding my opinions to the mix of everything.
Oh well, so shoot me.
Zero Comments
seems about right... no one ever has anything to say i guess.