Turtle Wax Damn it... so I bought some Turtle Wax a few minutes ago (in my mind)... and it turns out it's really not made of turtles. No turtles at all were used to create this product.. or something yaddi yaddi like that. Well let me tell you. I am flippin pissed. I have never been so upset in my life before. This is the total crap. So anyway... I'm pissed. I want a refund. I want my money back... (mentally of course).. I bought that shit on the sole reason that it was made of turtles.. Why exactly, I do not know. Then the cashier who wasn't very friendly to be honest with you, didn't help. She just told me how much, and I gave it to her. Like a crack baby who needs a fix. So what if I don't know turtle wax isn't made of turtles.. Did you?.. She just makes me pay my hard earned money and that was it. Transaction over. I don't know about you, but turtle wax is a big portion of my check.. Okay anyway.. Not really... but I wanted a topic to rant about this was it... then I started looking to make sure turtle wax wasn't really made of turtles... I found a redneck who said it was because of turtle poaching.. "The business has grown into a full-scare worldwide crime ring. Though you don't know it, chances are, part of the very chair you're sitting in has some form of turtle product in it. Turtle wax? You better believe that's got turtle in it. It's not called turtle wax for nothing, people. This is America, we don't do unnecessary things." whatever that means... but that could lead me into a whole other conversation I don't think you are quite ready for... But for now, I have to leave... uhh.. So i went to make sure, I asked Sara.. and she basically laughed in my face.. I knew they weren't made of turtles.. but I had to ask her. She is the expert here...

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