Polkadot
I have the biggest god damned zit on the right side of my nose... It is really annoying.. I think I will chop it off tonight with a knife. Fuck beauty.
Whats annoying is not how it makes my appearance that much more classy, but the fact that it is obstructing my vision. I frankly just can't see around it. (okay, im over exaggerating, its not that bad, but I do see it if i look at my nose)