THE WORLD OF BRIAN SMITH
Thursday, December 18, 2003
  Wipe your shoes on the way in
Man It's so funny... I turn on the option in the REZI board to let guests in and to let them posts and not more than 4 hours later some asshole posts this negative crap

Subject: Why do you suck?
"Do you ever get the feeling that your band is going nowhere? Do you ever get the feeling that you are WASTING TIME? Do you ever want to play shows outside of UPSTATE NEW YORK?? Then QUIT rezi and JOIN the NAVY losers!! Your songs are like kindergarten tunes, and everyone in the band SUCKS. PLEASE QUIT. If you haven't figured it out yet, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BAND. Try CAMEL FILTERS!!"
Mr. Phillip Morris

I've just come up with some responses to his questions because they weren't immediately addressed. We will refer to the poster as pfr.. short for what he said his name was. or hers.

Why do you suck?
---well pfr id like to answer that question but the sole reason for why their is suckage is purely because of the reason for which suck exists in the first place. and that my friend is a question id like you to anser, oh! creator of all that is suckage, you

Do you ever get the feeling that your band is going nowhere?
---well pfr i think you need to first declare what you mean by "nowhere". nowhere as in no where physically? yeah i think not. nowhere as in somewhere? yeah, i think so. or excuse me, i feel so.

Do you ever get the feeling that you are WASTING TIME?
--yes. what was it that you just did?

Do you ever want to play shows outside of UPSTATE NEW YORK??
--last i checked rezi has played in places outside of upstate new york. in january they will appear in north carolina for their second time. also, the reason why many shows are in upstate ny is simple. rezi is still in college. a fanbase is needed. we are building a fanbase in upstate ny, and then going from there. and to be honest, its a pretty good sized fan base and that makes everyone happy

Then QUIT rezi and JOIN the NAVY losers!!
---Oh, I didnt know that was the goal?

Your songs are like kindergarten tunes,
---Yeah, I dont know. It's been a while. Could you refresh me on that one?

and everyone in the band SUCKS.
---and thats like, your opinion, man.

PLEASE QUIT.
---so what, you can take over?

If you haven't figured it out yet, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BAND.
---I'm not in the band. I care. and many other people do too. Obviously you are misguided and dont have the facts.

Try CAMEL FILTERS!!
---um, no thanks. Cigarettes are so gross. If you haven't noticed, and obviously you havent by the tone of your voice, cigarettes are on the way out. Remember when you thought they were cool? Well, thas a thing of the past.. They fucking suck.

Mr. Phillip Morris
---Right. You really are a loser.
 
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